It is rare that I swipe a project directly from another blog or website but this one bore the markings of everything that is good in a project:
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| Not THIS gelatin |
- Creativity
- Surprise
- A folky home method of creating a professional item
- Nature
- Jello
Even when I do get a project from another site I usually try to put my own spin on it but this looked so gorgeous. PRINTMAKING ON GELATIN SHEETS. Sounds like fun! Sounds challenging but exciting! Check it out here at
Cassie Stephens' blog.
Gorgeous, right? I imagined my students looking at me with new-found admiration and a greater understanding of the printmaking process.
What? What was that you're asking? GO BACK? Go back to the list of features?
Yes, I did say Jello.
Well, not the yummy kind of jello you had as kid. Of course I was thinking that. Delicious pretty friendly jello. I'd eaten it for years. My mom made it. My kids loved it. Good ol' fashioned jello.
NOT THAT JELLO.
This kind:
I know. I know what you're thinking.
Regular Jello IS this kind of jello. Yeah, but it's bright and cheerful and smells good. And I'm not a vegetarian and I'm not kosher so what's the big deal?
Well here's a tip: If you start working on an art project and it makes your kitchen smell like a bone yard then you should STOP RIGHT THERE.
Making 3 trays of gelatin took 36 pouches. That's right. 36. And my kitchen smelled like ground pig.
Do you really want to keep reading? Well, I'll do you a favor cause it's a painful tale of woe. (I almost wrote tail. That wouldn't have really been funny, would it?) I'm gonna sum it all up in a list of chain of events. To make it more dramatic I'll talk about myself in the third person, like Bob Dole:
- Paula makes up list of items needed to do project
- Paula calls local art supply store in advance which promises her they HAVE printmaking ink.
- Paula gets all supplies.
- Paula cooks 36 packets of smelly nasty gelatin and fills 3 cookie sheets.
- Paula spills some on floor. Dog races over and laps it up. Dog vomits.
- Paula cleans vomit.
- Paula goes to parent-teacher conference for 9 year old, runs a little late.
- Paula races to art supply store, just hours before her Mixed Age Group class is to arrive.
- Art supply clerk takes her to printmaking ink aisle. No printmaking ink. Only ink for stamp pads.
- Paula DOES NOT hurt the clerk or the apologetic customer service aide who tells her no one there knew what printmaking ink WAS.
- Paula panics and substitutes tempera paint.
- Students arrive. Paula shows them leaves and pictures of the glorious pieces we will all make.
- Paula inks up nasty gelatin tray with tempera paint, students apply leaves, make first print.
- Gloopy paint slithers under leaves, making ALL prints black.
- Paula and students try many methods to make it better. They try printing other things.
- Students discover that printing shells do nothing but leave you with a tray of shells embedded in gelatin.
- Paula tells students to wash trays, we are going to try something different, neglecting to say USE COLD WATER.
- Hot water causes slimy gelatin to pour off trays and into now-vile slop sink.
I'm going to do you another favor. I'm not going to show you our "prints". Use your imagination.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Never create art projects that require cooking. Always have wonderful students with a good sense of humor. And be ready with a nice glass of wine to down when all the students go home.
Do you have a MASTER OF DISASTER PROJECT you care to share? If I get at least 5 submissions I will pick the most vile and send them one package of Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Cleaning Sponge.
THE RULES:
May the most heinous project win!
I don't consider myself to be superstitious but I do love the number 13 and I'd like to think that it's my "lucky number". I've had a surprisingly number of happy events occur on Friday the 13ths and so I would looooove to hope that the year 2013 will be a wonderful year. For all of us. I suppose my ancestors from the old country would think that I was tempting fate by voicing this hope. So when I'm done blogging I'll go throw some salt over my shoulder and find some wood to knock.
I had the young Artists select colored papers and create vases from card stock. I wanted them to draw the vases themselves and cut them out themselves. They often want me to cut items for them but, darn it, these are skilled Artists and they need to recognize that they can control those scissors!
I showed them paper with low-key colors: cut up paper, ripped up vintage maps (which have lovely pastel colors) and plain paper. I gave them scissors and paper punches to make shapes. Some chose the punches, others went to town cutting and ripping. They used these to collage their vases. Then they placed their vases against some high-key colored backgrounds. They chose bright red and blue. They painted cut up cardboard egg cartons in low key colors to match the vases and glued the vases and flowers down on the paper. Then they chose recycled objects to fill the flowers: buttons, shells, etc.
I am pleased as punch to introduce you to my new Picasso's Basement website!!! (That's right. Click the link. You know you want to!)
